Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.

Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

by baggers October 6, 2017

forty pounder

A forty pounder is a forty ounce bottle of liquor, generally whiskey, vodka, rum, or other 80 proof stuff.

Matt didn't make it to work cause he got himself deucefaced on a forty pounder.

by compa62 November 27, 2010

forty-two

The age where your usefulness to society begins to diminish.

Some enlightened tribes in Africa kill or abandon members of the tribe that are 42 years old to preserve resources.

by Anonymous October 8, 2002

Plow the Back Forty

A very old way of saying "have sex", "tap", or "fuck", rarely in use today.

After he donated blood, the nurse told the man not to plow the back forty for 72 hours.

by Tom from April 10, 2008

three fourths

The gayest saying ever. Something a wannabe trend setter would say.

1. Being three quarters retarted (more than partially retarded)
2. Way of proclaiming yourself to be gay, simply through use of this terrible, terrible insult.

Spam: "Dud, you dropped those fries. What're you, three fourths?"
Dinky: "...."

by NEDM May 31, 2006

I'm fourteen!

This is a phrase used when you are at Mandalay Bay and are over the age of 14, but not willing to pay the extra fee for pool access.

It also can be used at other times if you're wanting to sound young. (Not for use if above 18 years of age)

Funny to use in response to any question asked.

Man at counter: How old is this kid?
Overage kid: I'm fourteen!

by LegendOfTooget May 30, 2009

Shiva Fortyhands

A drinking game involving taping eight forties to one's body- you may not remove them until all are consumed.

I used to have a friend but he tried Shiva Fortyhands hands and died.

by sgsdahfgj March 25, 2009