Banter

The fine art of taking the piss!!

Banter!!

Josh- what's that stupid stupid smile on your face Brian?
Brian- I bang this filthy bird last night.... his name was Jamie!

#bants #cant take a joke #wetwipe

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.

Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.

by DukeWilfred January 23, 2025

Banter

The fine art of having a joke with the lads! Can be witty remarks or just silly word play. Not every one always gets it but can't make the work day go soo much faster!

BANTER IS JUST A JOKE YOU CAN PLAY ON FRIENDS OR CO-WORKERS-

Me- what did you get up to last night mate

Brex- banged this filthy bird last night his name was Jamie...bants

by 1sizefitshall October 16, 2018

banter face

The face one makes when enjoying a good banter. Often can first be seen in the slightly upturned corners of the mouth.

Every time we start to disagree about some truly dumb shit, I look forward to your banter face.

by VivatRegina December 9, 2023

banter outcome

The funniest outcome, or the outcome that provides the most irony, amusement, etc.

The banter outcome is leaving the undemocratic EU next month after the undemocratic House of Lords spends days on an epic filibuster.

Last night, denied of the banter outcome, we instead looked on politely as Liam Reardon and Millie Court were crowned the winners of Love Island

by werdnum September 30, 2021

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

Bingo Banter

to play online bingo without buying any cards. you are just there to enjoy the online chat room. see how long you can last before be kicked out by challenging yourself for how many innuendos you can slip n - especially when someones asking for 69 to come up, be generally inappropriate towards other members. Keeping CAPS lock on for the entirety is recommened for optimum results

Guy 1: "I didn't know you played bingo, you won anything yet dude??''

Guy 2:"dont be rediculous, I'm just here for the Bingo Banter"

Guy 1:"Lad"

by Online_Lad January 26, 2011