Funding Behavior

The way in which one acts or behaves to maintain within the boundaries outlined by a person, company or agency in control of which narratives are acceptable and those that are not. Usually for financial gain.

The church leader's funding behavior often leaves the congregation spiritually underwhelmed. But they did add two new wings to their admin building.

by JewishLightning January 6, 2025

founding fagger

A prominent figure in queer history.

"Why was Marsha P Johnson lowk chopped". "Ntm on the founding fagger."

by Liandrin Sedai March 30, 2025

Finding the gallium

Discovering something that is very peculiar or hard to get; especially in large quantities.

Idiom comes from a fan made Spongebob comic where two men find a truck full of gallium that supposedly belongs to Squidward.

James: "A team of miners just discovered a large pile of jewelry and building materials weighing half a ton in Cuba."
Ron: "Wow, talk about finding the gallium."

by justarandomguylol March 5, 2026

Folding the Laundry

When you put your dick in the folds of a fat person's belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that fat chick folding the laundry all night last night!

by anonymous March 16, 2026

Folding the Laundry

When you put your genitals in the folds of a fat person’s belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that chick folding the laundry all night in my bed yesterday!

by Big Fishington March 16, 2026

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Fonzing

When a person is aggressively pleasuring themself

This video was so good I was fonzing it over and over.

by Certifiedfonzer October 12, 2025