First burn

Is a diss track that will only occur when you cheat on your partner. In which he/she will multiply and make a diss track that slaps harder than your mom

Eliza Scyhler (Hamilton) : kids we have burnt ham for dinner
Alexander Hamilton : d-dear???

Us viewers : omg im going to cry (because of first burn)

by Lemmon December 4, 2020

first

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

first love.

the person that you use all your love right and truly.

He is my first love. How could I forget him?

by -parkers June 10, 2021

Firstfifty

The first poor gent to turn 50 in a group of much, much younger men. He is often called upon to pay with his senior rate at restaurants. He is sometimes forgetful, but we forgive him because of his advanced age.

Who put ensure in the cooler? Dammit, must have been John! I guess that's what you get for having the firstfifty along.

by Tonka wood chuck April 14, 2022

First to Ten

When two players battle each other to see who gets to ten wins first.

Rak:"First to Ten me Juseen, winner gets headband and title of garage king."

Juseen:"Bro, we don't even have to play we all know who is the garage king"

*Juseen proceeds to lose*

Juseen" Whateverrr"

by Juseen November 30, 2022

Fitness Firsted

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.

Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.

by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010

National First Kiss Day

December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.

Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*

by TheMeinster2998 December 7, 2020