Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008

Zest fest

Cal and his whole friend group (Neeko, Sam Weber, Dylan Thompson)

Ugh, their whole friend group is such a zest fest
I know right like bffr

by Haterofzestfests September 12, 2022

j fest

A masturbation session; jack off festival.

Where's Eddie? He's havin' a j fest in his room.

by killianmurph March 26, 2008

Fanny Fest

A gathering where the majority or all the members are of the female persuasion.

this lesbian orgy is a real fanny fest

by Highlander UK October 14, 2008

Kabob Fest

A gathering where there the male/female ratio is inordinately skewed male. Like a sausage fest but more Mediterranean.

Karl: How was that new Moroccan mint tea bar you went to yesterday?
Brad: The mint tea was minty but it was a total Kabob Fest.
Brant: I had the lamb.
Tim: Ha!

by Pondmonkey January 23, 2009

grind fest

a high school dance

"Were you at the homecoming dance last night?"
"Yeah, what a grind fest"

by dance4life January 18, 2009

Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009