felchtube

A clear tube used to insert a rodent into one's anus.

No one was able to prove the Richard Gere rumor, mainly since no felchtube was ever found.

by rcr October 12, 2003

Fesh

The shortening of the word Professional. Often used by the extreme sports culture.

"That 360 was so fesh"

by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

Fechingen

A small German town that induces hysterical laughter in German class.

Phil comes from Fechingen, where they love to feltch all day long.

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

feshi

Very fancy, formal, almost snooty if used to describe a person.

Her mansion is completely feshi

by Miss Tyla December 14, 2008

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

felching

the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction

Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !

by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004