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felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.
Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.
by Jon Sack August 4, 2007
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funneling (felch recycling)

Also known as felch recycling, the act of felching first, then using a funnel to redeposit the semen back into an awaiting orifice.
Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doin some mad funneling!
by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003
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Fetch

A button on your remote that makes people in the house bring you sandwiches.
*Presses fetch button*

Mother: here's your sandwich darling, you are such a good child. Now I will go shine your shoes.
by HagleMeSideways. November 24, 2009
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Felch

Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.
by Bob February 6, 2005
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felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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Felching

To have sex with someone in the buttocks and after finishing to suck all of the cum out of they're asshole
I really enjoy felching because I'm such a perv that cuming in someones asshole just isnt enough
by Adam Gold November 15, 2006
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felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.
Faggots are usually felchers
by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005
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