Father Hood

The final destruction of a celebrity or entertainment franchise's credibility. The term is a reference to Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood", a program which effectively eliminated any shred of gangsterdom left in the D O Dubba G's image. The term is akin to "jumped the shark", referring to when late-era Happy Days had Fonzie jump a shark on his motorcycle, stretching the reality the show had previously existed in past the point of believability; the term is now used to describe any franchise that reaches such a point. Similarly, "Father Hood" is used to describe any celebrity who goes soft or batshit insane to point where enjoyment of early work even becomes difficult.

Eddie Murphy: From "Raw" to "Daddy Day Care".

Yo did you see "Are We There Yet?"
Fuck no. Did you see "Are We Done Yet?"
WHAT?
Yeah, they did a sequel.
Shit son, Ice Cube is straight "Father Hood" at this point.

by bayley asher January 13, 2008

Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022

Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .

Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.

by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father Fever

Wanting to be a dad really bad.

"I have been wanting kids for a really long time, I have father fever!"

by shuknowwhtimean August 31, 2015

Father Chungus

A large humanoid, who loves to enjoy himself with a large American sized meal (5x a day)
He also is HUGE!

Look at this Father Chungus

by . -. January 12, 2022