farting around

wasting time doing something ineffective or worthless.

Look at Cole, farting around with the ball again.

by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003

farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

by Finsio August 20, 2009

farting around

Clean version of fucking around. Doing nothing in particular.

by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008