Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.

Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Yat Farm

N. Describes the state of a cultivated Yat collective. Origins are traced back to the 15th Century Roman Renaissance and is considered, in most Cultures, to be one of the original forms of High Art. Anecdotal evidence from Vasari's 'Le Vite delle più eccellenti pittori, scultori, ed architettori' suggests Raphael Sanzio as the primogenitor of Yat Farming or Agricola Rex.

Oi geb iz harvestd this bare cheeks caz for the Yat Farm.

by The EtherBunny January 9, 2009

fag farm

A "rehabilitation" center that homosexuals are sent to. These centers are supposed to "cure" them of homosexuality. They are not very nice places, and looked down on by most intelligent members of the human race. Primarily used by the gay community as a derogatory term for the institutions.

"Whatever happened to Fred? He never hangs out with us any more."

"Didn't you hear? his father caught him and his boyfriend making out and sent him to a fag farm."

by draque February 18, 2005

Geneseo Farm Plow

Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.

It was planting time and farmer Nick decided it was time to Geneseo Farm plow with his woman.

by A1A Beachfront AVE. September 9, 2003

asshole farm

A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course.

"The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."

by mathew October 17, 2007

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016