Fola

A smart person with an elephant-sized penis that is usually black.

" Wow, that person is a Fola!

by David Champ December 4, 2017

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005

Floaty

one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments

-- 'where's ... gone?'

- 'what a floaty cun*'

by floatyman January 14, 2011

dead baby float

2 scoops ice cream
one scoop dead baby
add bevrage of choice

mmm taste of baby so creamy and fresh out the whomb

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

float

To feel the sensation of floating upon consuming an excess of alcohol.

He drank too much port and quickly began to float.

by mouseyone November 10, 2009

Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.

Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping

by The Cooker March 13, 2008

floaner

a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid

Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough

by Abel Suarez October 24, 2006