farsighter

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.

Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.

by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

Flabstacks

An insult originating in Hull and now spreading across england referring to someone who is either very fat or someone you want to call fat.

"Hello Roan"
"Oh get lost Teal ya flabstacks"

by Harry Smidge April 13, 2010

flaps bag

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.

Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!

by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010

Farsicle

A person of Persian origin or descent living in arctic regions for more than 6 months out of the year.

An ice-cold Persian.

The weather is so nice this summer. You should invite your Farsicle cousin to visit us.

by PersianLover August 7, 2011

Farsund Face Fluffer

When you run up to a unsuspecting female, unzip your pants and shake your penis about in a fluffing fashion.

''I saw this gorgeous girl walking down the street, I just had to give her a Farsund Face Fluffer''

by Colonel Cracker August 23, 2011

Farskeen

A male's penis bearing foreskin of exceptional length.
A male's foreskin.

Origin: Nantucket, MA

"Damn.. that's a mean farskeen, look at that wrinkle"
"That's the farthest skeen I've ever seen"
"That's a mean wrinkle of faaarrrrrr"
"Good from a far, far from a skeen" (an unrelated, absurd, assessment of a persons attractiveness loosely stemming this word)

by willsu October 27, 2011

Flagstacker

a term definitive to someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with less than desirable women. The unattractive women are the flags, and stacker means he's stacking them up.

"That nigga Jim a flagstacker fo' real"
"Man, did you see Jonny last night? He stacked 6 flags dawg"
"Flagstacking ass niggas up in this bitch tonight"

by BigJimandShady July 29, 2012