Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.
by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010
Get the Fitness Firsted mug.December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.
Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*
by TheMeinster2998 December 7, 2020
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The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"
Optionally:
Dude2: "No you before me!"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"
Optionally:
Dude2: "No you before me!"
by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008
Get the no you first mug.Literally translates to “Instagram” saw it first. Used most often by an instagram thot with a drab personality who posts a photo from her instagram on other social media platforms to draw attention to the fact that she invariably has an Instagram.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
In other words: a lazy, uncreative attempt at attracting followers for perceived social pseudo-capital on a digital platform; ultimately with no real gain to be had, other than, perhaps, an empty click or follow.
“Oh my god did you see Doris’s new Facebook? She looked so hot, it totally made me wet...“
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
Yeah, she’s so original, she captioned it ‘ig saw it first.’
by rudealbeitreasonable November 13, 2020
Get the ig saw it first mug.The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat
Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.
We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First
We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First
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- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
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