fap flap

The name given to the vertical slit or opening at the front of guys' briefs or boxers, which allows quick access for masturbation ("fapping").

Frequent use of ones fap flap can overstretch the fabric leading to awkward and embarrassing sleeping positions.

by JakobTTx January 28, 2010

Fap Suit

The loungin' clothes worn when relaxing at home or in a dorm. Fapping may take place in these clothes.

Evan and Mike went to dinner and then came back to their apartment and chilled in their fap suits all night

by moikeyman October 22, 2010

fap queen

Woman that is worthy to be the subject of masturbation.

Emily Ratajkowski is a fap queen fer sure.

by raoulF June 16, 2017

Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.

-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY

by KJ771 November 7, 2009

fap viewing

(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.

WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.

by skiplar September 7, 2005

fap apnea

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011

fap gamer

One who plays games just for the fap-ing.

Why does Tim like that Japanese chick game so much? There's not even any fighting in it... just a bunch of chicks in bikinis." "He faps to it." "What?" "He's a fap gamer"

by sendren September 2, 2010