fanny fucker

One who fucks fannies

Ted is a fanny fucker

by David Rich. November 8, 2013

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Fanny Fencing

The female version of what is known as 'Cock Blocking'

I just got fanny fenced!
I feel like she is constantly fanny fencing me!

by Tobes200 November 9, 2016

Achieveable fanny

Achieveable fanny is clunge that you realistically have a chance with. The girls that you could go over to, strike a conversation with, and actually end up tickling her belly button from the inside at the end of the night.

"Hey mate. You missed out last night, there was loads of achieveable fanny about."

by Kershy March 29, 2010

Fanny-waggle

A person who takes a long time to do things, puts things of and generally procrastinates.
Do you ever have a friend who takes AGES to get ready and is constantly finding excuses to hold you up?

Sandra: Are you ready yet?
Amy:Nearly, I need to go to the toilet and then find that scarf.
Sandra:Well hurry up we have to go.
Amy:I need to change this jacket, it dosen't go.
Sandra:Will you just hurry up and stop being a fanny-waggle.

by Maff maff August 26, 2009

prawny fanny

A stinky vag

Luke: "What are you getting the missus for christmas?"
Simon: "Vagisil, she's got a bad case of the prawny fanny"
Luke: "Yeah she does ay"

by mxdw January 11, 2016