Party Fail

This is an interjection cried out at the sight of a party foul so horrible that it abruptly ends the party.

There are a number of ways to commit a party fail, but the most effective is by punching a wall while yelling "Reagan Smash!" or "Party's OVER!" or "I'm a douche!"

You may as well yell the last one, because by committing a party fail, you will be called a douche. Forever.

Brian and Chad tried to end the party with their words, but what really ended it was Sean punching a hole in the wall and yelling "Party's OVER!" That douche committed an epic party fail.

by NoMSG September 10, 2010

Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."

Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.

by P&R2010 March 19, 2011

Epi Fail

1. Originally epic fail, a statement said by an individual who even fails at saying "epic fail".
2. A statement to describe complete and utter failure. Super Fail.

.....Epi Fail

by JeffKim January 17, 2009

Failfie

The result of a selfie gone bad. It is portmanteau of "failed" and "selfie".

Someone takes a selfie with the Eiffel Tower and the picture shows half a face and none of the tower. It is a classic failfie.

by EscouadeBitume June 3, 2014

Failcream

The opposite of awesomesauce.

Why to fuck up that level, you're just made of failcream.

by gypsy queen. January 19, 2009

Failcorner

Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure.

I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.

by JessaVonLu August 5, 2009

Failburg

A very long, great, but misunderstood catastrophe that nobody can possibly understand.

"Did you see the failburg?"
"Yeah..what the fuck was that?"

by FishnBicycle March 1, 2010