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Expresso

The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".
How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"

Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
by Shakeshead October 7, 2013
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The Polar Express

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.
by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006
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40oz. express

a fat narccisistic bastard who plays the drums for larry's tit's. He has a penchant for the silent melodramatics, not telling anyone what is on his mind, and being obsessive impulsive about things, which he inherets from his parents.
Me: "where did you go 40?"
40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"
Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"
40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"
me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"
40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"
by johnny alternative January 21, 2004
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expresso

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.
by pbz July 18, 2014
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KGB Express

Operation of the Wikipedia Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online encyclopedia including its articles, discussion pages, system administrators, bureaucrats and co-founder Jimmy Wales.
I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the KGB Express.

Watch out for the Wikipedia it is the KGB Express.

China finds out whatever it wants to know about the United States using its restaurant and thrift store network but Cuba relies on the KGB Express.
by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. September 8, 2008
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Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.
Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!
by 69_yessss November 28, 2009
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