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Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.
Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.
by Saburō May 4, 2020
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Experimental Rizz

When the rizz method has never been used before so its experimental to see if its rizz or sexual harrasment.
Person 1: Why is Johnny in the cop car
Person 2: He tried out a risky method of experimental rizz
by Knowsobamaslastname May 3, 2023
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experimentally ill

The state of craziness in someone who has abandoned their guardrails, willing to give anything and everything a try in a desperate bid for attention, changing pronouns before reconstructive facial and genital surgery has started, ingesting any illicit substance in a quest for near-death - say, taking the one-chip challenge three times consecutively - risking it all for a tiktok video, claiming enlightenment and liberty by daylight, shaking with fear in the dark.
"Have you seen the person formerly known as Bob?"
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.
by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2023
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Bloody Export

You need a pregnant woman, a "surgeon" and a willing consumer of the Bloody Export.

When a naked pregnant woman perfoms a handstand and spreads her legs showing the genital region.

The "surgeon" pours vodka inside of the pregnant woman's vagina, and then performs a coat hanger abortion whisking the vodka and the fetus until a smooth consistency.
The woman then stands with her vagina over the mouth of the consumer. The (lucky) consumer then consumes the whisked up remains of a fetus and vodka there by performing a bloody export.
I was worried about having a child with my house mate. But everything's ok. I performed a bloody export on her and got to be the lucky consumer of it.
by Dylong October 28, 2018
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Gold Experience Requiem

this stand is the true definition of uno reverse card, this overpowered bad boy can

1. reset your actions to zero
2. punch you really fast
3. put you in an infinite death loop
by okmasterletskilldaho January 30, 2021
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Milgram Experiment

When you're jerking off and you tase your asshole as soon as you cum to get the best orgasm.
Shit bro, I was jerking off last night and pulled a Milgram Experiment! Best orgasm I've had!
by redwizzo February 28, 2023
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The Brian Peppers Experience

Noun. This term is used for any incidence of molestation or rape, usually dealing with small boys. It's a phrase that can be used in any everyday conversation, as long as you are under the age of 8.

Brian Peppers is feared around the world, it's no wonder there's a term named after him.
"Mom, I had "The Brian Peppers Experience" today, he said he didn't want you to know I've been playing video games at his house all week. He made me a cool drink, and that's all I remember!"
by Katy and Amanda September 2, 2007
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