When you keep pepper beside your bed so if someone catches you put some on your nose to make a made up sneeze so the cum on your bed looks like snot.
by Common Dora December 18, 2019
Get the Emergency peppermug. Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
by wanking May 11, 2017
Get the Emergency Wankmug. <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To I, Angel JOSe RObles To Emerge Victorious For, Angel JOse Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TQP January 10, 2018
Get the emergesmug. When you have to fart in class but you want to warn your homie to hold his nose so he won't be affected by the fart, you scream ''Emergency'' in a Russian Accent.
by Arkadoi.YR June 27, 2018
Get the Emergencymug. Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy
by lilbananahoe November 8, 2020
Get the Emergency room workersmug. 