female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.

The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010

ejaculation

Seriously? Why the fuck are you even looking up ejaculation on urban dictonary? You're probably 12 and have nothing better to do with your life that look up ejaculation. Go home, you're drunk.

Why the fuck did you even look up ejaculation in the first place?

by loafbloke69 September 30, 2014

Ejaculotion

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.

I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.

by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012

Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine

A poetic tag used to refer to music that is seen in high regard. This term compares the sheer delight caused by a song to the orgasmic pleasure caused by rabbits ejaculating sunshine.

Daniel: Hey, is this music any good?

Joey: It’s Motherfucking Rabbits Ejaculating Sunshine!

by Dejayelkay July 11, 2011

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010