Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

by Ed Diroll January 27, 2007

Lady erection

A physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged as a result of sexual arousal.

Man in a bar: "How's that lady erection going?"

Female target: "It's massive. Sex now, mmk?"

by etihwytteb January 10, 2011

Sensible Erection

The best weblog in the world, The Shiggity Shit, 5 time winner of the NZ net awards, a methaphor for big dicks, what kleenex made tissues for

Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body

by Phishfood July 23, 2003

electric city

how fobs pronounce 'electricity'

fob: my electric city bill was through the roof last month yaar

by alvinsanity July 6, 2006

erection vampire

is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.

Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."

Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."

"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."

by Humptruck October 16, 2013

carmen electra

Uber-hottie (even gay men would do her).

Dave Navarro hit that shit.

MTV's ratings went up 4000% when they put that show on with Carmen Electra.

by Davezor January 28, 2004

Electric Eel

When a guy, alone in a hotel room, masturbates frantically and just before he busts a nut, puts his penis on the nearest electric outlet and ejaculates into it. He receives a very shocking yet pleasurable electrocution throughout his whole body. Recovery time could take up to 30 minutes.

"The electric eel is the best experience I've ever had"

by 2CHAINZZZ September 9, 2012