Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.
a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries
Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries
Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
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C-Bo- Dude, you wanna go to Elma tonight?
Jermain- No dog, we are not allowed there... they don't like our kind.
Jermain- No dog, we are not allowed there... they don't like our kind.
by Russell T August 26, 2007
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Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor.
Obsessions:
1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert.
2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends.
3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle).
Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".
Obsessions:
1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert.
2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends.
3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle).
Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".
He is so elmo when he sings to his goldfish.
Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight! We're all winners!"
We lost our life savings when insert big bank name here imploded, and you're all elmo about it.
How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words.
Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.
Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight! We're all winners!"
We lost our life savings when insert big bank name here imploded, and you're all elmo about it.
How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words.
Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.
by ratherbedigging May 21, 2009
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Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.
definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.
Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.
definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.
Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO!"
"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.
"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.
by Ronnie Kimbel February 23, 2010
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"I've decided to go to Elmhurst College, because I did not get into Northwestern or U of I in Urbana".
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