Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

When your balls shrink to the size of Swartz's because you are taking roids and frequently have roid rage, so therefore you use up all of your testerone creating tiny balls

Docter: It looks like you have Terminal Testicular Dystrophy

Patient: Fuck You

by Putko June 9, 2008

distro

an abbreviation of the word "distribution". Commonly used when referring to a list or a collection.

I added Ken's name to the distro so he would receive emails sent to the department.

by Tori December 28, 2004

search and destroy

Honey gotta strike me blind, somebody gotta save my soul, baby penetrates my mind

And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

by the bg August 21, 2004

dystonia

A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!

Christian: Why do you keep running away from me?
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!

by erieee December 1, 2009

destroyer

This is when the male takes his entire hand in the shape of a claw and roughly inserts it into the female's vagina. Its 50 times more painful than a guy trying to finger a girl when he hasn't trimmed his fingernails in a month.

"Mike was so fucking drunk last night that he attempted the destroyer on me. I kicked him in the face and broke up with his lame ass right on the spot!"

by Aubrey March 16, 2004

Destroy Dick December

A challenge that encompasses the entire month of December, after No Nut November. On each day, every male homo sapien is challenged to ejaculate at least once, but less than the day of the month (Twice on the second, thrice on the third...)

November 30th, 11:59 PM. Only one more excruciating minute until Destroy Dick December.

by WasabiThumbs November 2, 2018

Destroy dick^december

A challenge that, in which after having beaten no nut november you beat your meat an amount of times equal to that day, to the power of itself. On the first day you would jerk off 1 time, on the second, 4 times, and so on

Guy 1: I'm gonna do destroy dick^December!
Guy 2: that's impossible, by the end you would have to beat your meat 1.7069174e+46 times!

by Chronic fall November 14, 2019