Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca May 30, 2016

dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 19, 2016

dusty old muffin

When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time

That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.

by Bub4 February 11, 2017

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

destynne

Destynne's are kind hearted and smart girls but they can be very stubborn and very moody but in the end they always care

Kaylie: she is so nice
Cheyenne: but she's stubborn

Kaylie: yeah she is sooo destynne

by How boat that boiiii September 19, 2017

Dusty Necro Face Fucker

When you dig up your friends grandmother and face fuck her dirty ass until dust comes out her ears and nose.

Hey, Last night I'm not proud of it but that Australian fucker Ed kept running his mouth so I did the unthinkable. I dusty necro face fucker ed his dead grandmother. My dick burns. There was no Puss Mush and the dead bitch now has Zerbies

by ZerbNations February 10, 2018