You have flexible work hours but we all know you're at home blowing dust instead of responding to emails.
by Gtripod February 6, 2018
Get the Blowing Dust mug.An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."
Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"
Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
Get the IT Dust Monkey mug.(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
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Get the dust-write mug.Sam: I pulled a granny last night
Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
Darryl: What was it like?
Sam: She puffed out a shit load of cunt dust which settled in my hair. After that, she went like a train!
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Get the Dust Bullets mug.That good shit you find at the bottom of your taki bag so you gotta snort it or suck it up.
Also good shit at throwing in peoples eyes when they say dumb shit
Also good shit at throwing in peoples eyes when they say dumb shit
Person 1: I fucked your sis last night
Person 2: THE FUCK YOU SAY? *throws taki dust in person 1 eyes*
Person 1: bitch wtf
Person 2: THE FUCK YOU SAY? *throws taki dust in person 1 eyes*
Person 1: bitch wtf
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