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Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"
Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.
by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011
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Dropped a bucket on his head

When someone beats you badly in some sort of game, sport, etc. you say this
Score:
Josh:21
Hyfer:2

Josh dropped a bucket on Hyfer’s head in 2K

Josh: “I dropped a bucket on his head
by BucketDrop May 28, 2018
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Droppie

1.Insult regarding fat-people. Shortened version of droptank.
1.Damn, the girls that work at maccas are droppies.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
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dropping a barge

(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.
"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."
by ieathedges July 21, 2009
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dropping a clay davis

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"
Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.
by Señor Justicia June 23, 2010
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dropping a stinky one

to go poop. also see taking a turd.
"OHHHH YUUUCCCKKKK!!! Who dropping a stinky one???"
"heehee, i am."
by sowutboutit?? May 9, 2010
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Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.
"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"
by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011
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