douche bag

All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

by inelevater October 16, 2010

Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

douche bag

a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.

yo, look at that douche bag.

by Chesca April 6, 2008

douche bag

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 9, 2005