dick discount

A dick discount is perk that comes with being a man. It is a societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as male. Dick discounts are given to men at an early age. For instance, boys are discouraged from doing housework in households that implement the dick discount program.

Jill told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. She is becoming a real bitch. I cannot foresee her going anywhere at this company until she changes her attitude. In this example, Jill doesn't have a dick discount so she will not be qualified for a management role. She should bring treats for the group and smile more often so she doesn't seem like a bitch.
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Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.

by person900 September 8, 2018

Disco Thrust

To pump one's pelvis back and forth in a sexual manner.

He was disco thrusting all night long.

by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003

discobang

Discobang is a word created to distract a person or persons from saying something you would rather not hear them say.

Also useful for general annoyance purposes.

For desired effect say "discobang" quite fast and shout BANG.

Alternatively: justgobang

Tegan: "hey I bought these great pink boots with..."
Dean: "discoBANG!"
Tegan: "errm... ok... WTF!"

Case Closed.

by deano1987 August 15, 2006

discobitching

When a group of girls go out all dressed up to a club in order to get free drinks, give fake numbers, and leave. Basically chopping and screwing with class.

Girl 1: I'm bored.
Girl 2: Lets go discobitching .
Girl 3: YES. I'll put on my hooker heels.

by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

disco pussy

This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)

The first time I saw a disco pussy,I thought the lady was either a robot or a alien.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

disco

A genre of black music that the rock fans hated mainly because EVERYBODY enjoyed and danced to it, and rock music was pretty much going down the toilet at that time. The era of disco ended in 1979 when an event called Disco Demolition Night, which was held at the Chicago White Sox stadium , quickly became one of the worst sports disasters of the century when disgruntled rock fans wrecked the stadium while racing to get the disco records burned and blown up.

Disco abruptly disappeared from public view and resurfaced in the 1980s in Chicago in the form of house music, which is still fairly popular today.

Remember kids, disco sucks because dancing is the work of the Devil.

by Ear for Music August 24, 2004

disco rice

Maggots. Icky squirmy maggots.

"Gross!! That garbage can is full of disco rice!"

by JerseyKate March 29, 2005