DirtE Maher

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns

The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher

by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Dirt Diggler

A man or woman who frequently visits the watercloset in order to wipe their itchy asshole as a result of improper wiping.

"Man, steve is always in the bathroom. That dirt diggler must be wiping the swassy shit off his grundle again."

by atothe April 7, 2009

Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

dirt kid

1) Commonly mistaken for a hobo
2) Poor hygiene (i.e. - never uses soap, never brushes teeth, ect...)
3) Listens to ICP, and enjoys ICP
4) Smokes cigarettes
5) Anger issues
6) In *rare* cases are quite wealthy but is in denial
7) Doesn't posse clean clothes or has holey clothing/dirty clothing
8) Not liked my many people in social class (an outcast)
9) Low self-esteem (i.e. - can't raise hand in class, can't stand up in front of a large group of people, ect...)
10) Doesn't comprehend easy words (i.e. - moral, flattered, ect...)

Shut up Jacob, dirt kids don't have free speech in this country.

by Randell El December 26, 2007

dirt track

to shove it up the bum bum instead of the pee pee when there on the blob

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

by dave February 15, 2005

dirt button

the corn hole. In other words, your ass hole

Ron licked Monkey Boys dirt button after she shaved her face.

by itchy corn April 15, 2003