Directioner

Directioners are the craziest, sassiest, creepiest and most well known for making jokes about carrots.

Do not mess with a directioner because they can and will find your address so beware. Directioners are not just fans of one direction they tend to like people like 5 seconds of summer and um well not very many other people . Directioners are the strongest fandom even after years of no new music or new content!

Normal person: sees a spoon and does nothing

Directioner: AHH ITS A SPOON LIAM IS AFRAID OF SPOONS!!

by Crazydirectioner28 August 16, 2018

Direction Dyslexia

Driving Dyslexia: Cannot understand simple driving directions and will get lost no matter how many times they have driven to a certain destination

Driving Dyslexia: can you please tell me how to get to it again? I have direction dyslexia.

by loli33 April 19, 2020

Directioners

Strongest, craziest fan base out there ever to exist. Adoring 4 british boys and 1 ireland lad. Most of them depressed waiting for the 18 month=5 year break to end.

Did you see the directioners clowning over proofs that One Direction will get back together this year.

by melssstylinson February 21, 2021

Directioner

A directioner is somebody who's absolutely insane and crazy in love One Direction

Jayna is 100% a directioner

by One direction.. July 23, 2021

directioner

The person with all these five qualities that they own from their kings: kind (Harry Styles), mysterious (Zayn Malik), funny (Niall Horan), sass (Louis Tomlinson), strong (Liam Payne). The one that has super high standards and is single. The one up to date with all their solo careers. The one that FREAKS out when one of the members tweet or post something. The one you DO NOT want to mess with unless you got a death wish. The FBI's and hackers. The ones that will make sure anything to do with 1D or the boy's solo careers reach #1 on the charts NO MATTER WHAT. The one that says the weirdest things because it's a One Direction inside joke. The world's craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. The one that would run bankrupt just to get a chonce to see the boys.

Rando guy: Dude she's kind and sassy at the same time...is that even possible?
Rando guy's best friend: Bro she gets it from Harry and Louis.
Rando guy: Who....?
Rando guy's best friend: The guys from One Direction... she's a huge directioner. You have NO chance with her.

by directioner&larrie January 10, 2022

directional moron

someone who is bad with directions.

Bob can't find his way to the grocery store. He is a directional moron.

by Susurrus Waking May 1, 2022

Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011