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DIAMOND COMMERCIAL 

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous
for the "LOVE" of a woman.
OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I
poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."
DIAMOND COMMERCIAL by L.MARTIN December 5, 2005
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Diamond Life

When a man swings his genitals in a helicopter like motion.
Damn, when you did the Diamond Life you really turned me on
Diamond Life by Zark111 July 10, 2016

Diamond in the rough 

1. A good athlete that was either undrafted or chosen late in the draft
2. Someone good at something that hangs out with bad people who are bad at it
1. Ben Wallace, an undrafted basketball player has been named defensive player or the year.
2. The lead singer Michael, was the diamond in the rough in the garage band

Diamond Gamer 243 

hot, should have way more subs than he does. the clap of his ass cheeks sends actual shockwaves, that's why he can't run. if you look at him for 10 sec you instantly nut so its a good idea to bring spare pants. the hottest person alive and the human equivalent to God. a pain to be around in no nut November but a pleasure for the rest of they year ;)
oh shit its famous YouTuber diamond gamer 243?
oh fuck *nuts so hards his intestines come out too*
did you bring spares? I've already ran out...

Diamond Willow 

This refers to willow which has been deformed while growing. At spots where branches begin to grow, the wood grows "away from" the new branch, causing a depression in the shape of the "diamond" on a deck of playing cards. The wood is white and the diamonds red so they make the most beautiful hiking sticks, walking sticks and canes in the world. I call it "Pure Art by Mom Nature." An encyclopedia of information about Diamond Willow sticks at http://www.sticksite.com/
Diamond Willow grows, typically, in wet areas where the mosquitos are the worst. In Northern Canada, it seems, are the best ones.
Diamond Willow by Stick maker February 6, 2009

Diamond Slide 

The personal part of a woman.
Men want a piece of my diamond slide.
Diamond Slide by zeroelf June 17, 2009

DIAMOND CUTTER 

A guy that screws the girl SOOO hard that he cuts her up.
That diamond cutter cut me hard last night.

Georgy: do you like it sharon? do you like it?

Sharon: cut me slower georgy boy