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despand

The opposite of expand.

Definition:
A word invented by me to describe the expand / despand area of a website normally associated with 'Anchors' where content can be contained in a 'Collapsible or un-collapsible' region and referenced in a web page by a hyperlinked statement, normally accessed and anchored to a question at the top of the web page.
Also used in non shakespeare style verb-age to describe someone who has 'eaten all the pies', thus further described as 'to expand or to despand, that is the fast food based question.'
by lilliferrari February 6, 2014
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Despacito

"Despacito", or "Despacyeeto" comes from the alien language "eatmyasspleasedaddy", The definition of it is a fat nigger/hoe, and or if someone says it you have to T-Pose on the spot. Many have nutted in their pantaloons when they hear the word, florida citizen "Ligma espanyolisya" Says it makes him giggle with delight.
Hay faggot watch me hit that despacito.
by Despacito nigger October 13, 2018
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despatch

1.To put someone down verbally or physically in an amusing manner
2. To get rid of someone, usually in a hurry

Typically occurs whilst drunk
"That girl was a total munter - I despatched her first thing in the morning"
by Paulo November 17, 2004
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Derpy

"She looks so derpy with that duck face!"
"That guy looks so derpy in his pictures."
by lilstrudel May 21, 2012
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Desperado Attempt

A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
by FWL January 13, 2008
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Derpy

To be inefficient, slow, unable, inexperienced, not working correctly, stupid, naive, etc. A word that usually takes the place of "retarded."

Can be pertaining to a person or a thing.
I tried to send my essay in via email last night, but my computer was being derpy.

*Friend trips and falls over own feet
You are so derpy sometimes
by Derpyhoovs July 28, 2011
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despect

person 1: i just cheated on my girlfriend with my cousin's sister

person 2: despect
by superaz1an April 5, 2020
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