defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 17, 2005

Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.

Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.

by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017

Bush Defense

N. A defense mechanism where the current administration uses psychological strategies brought into play by a deep rooted hate in the former President Bush's adminstration to cope with the reality that the current president's strategies are a failure. The Bush Defense mechanism becomes pathological because its persistent use leads to maladaptive behavior such that many begin to believe it is the former president's fault and the overall health of the nation is adversely affected. The purpose of the Bush Defence Mechanisms is to protect the Obama Adminstration from blame for current national problems and to provide a refuge from situations with which they cannot cope.

The White House on Tuesday struggled to explain how it was caught short on the unemployment figures, after promising the rate would not reach 8 percent in January.
“The previous administration did not disclose how deep the economic crisis was,” a spokesman said, in yet another attempt to use the Bush Defense.
The administration then tried to shift focus to looking forward at how the administration would prevent further erosion of the job market.
Obama promised back in January that with the stimulus passing, unemployment would probably peak at 8 percent late this year.
The current unemployment rate is 9.5 percent.

by keifermail July 11, 2009

nike defense

A defense used on occasion in a court of law. Based on the assumption that if someone is wearing Nikes, they run at abnormally fast speeds, thus allowing them to indeed appear to be in two places at once.

State Attorney: You expect us to believe this alabi of being home at that hour when our records show you had just arrived in Dallas?

Defense Attorney: Nike defense! Nike defense! My client was wearing Nikes Your Honor.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

defend

In America this means terminating anyone and everyone for their own personal security, even if it meant the entire world would be destroyed. It's also common to attack weak countries that could possibly stand up against them in certain ways, or for national benefit.

And then call it "Defending"

This can also be described as: "Fighting for peace" or more correctly "Fighting for our peace, screw everyone else"

Let's attack iraq and take their oil, it could be to our benefit in the long run. While saying it's to defend our country.

This is correct yet egoistic.

by max March 29, 2005

Defund the police

Something dumb people do and make a total 360 on after they regret it

Person A: Things weren't too bad after a few days of gambling, but months later it's really starting to get to me

Person B: You just got defund the police'd

by bruh 🙂 February 12, 2022

Debunk

When evidence surfaces that is inconvenient to your political party and so you flatly deny it without providing any sound reasoning or counter facts. Usually appeals to the authority of a like minded source of prominence

"Did you see that trump rally last night?"

"Yeah but snopes debunked that so im ridin with biden still"

by Hailey Tlure October 16, 2020