Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.

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by frzld January 6, 2021

Wisconsin self defense

Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.

I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns

by Racoon Skittles November 22, 2021

In self defense

The university of Guelph Ontario Canada using its artillery for humane society treatment of mongrels, and coyotes

In self defense lock and load Eminem insured one shot.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

The Corbyn Defense

Used by member's of Britain's right wing Conservative Party as a last resort when they have no valid defense or comeback; especially during Prime Minister's Question Time.

Weak leader Rishi Sunak seems particularly fond of using it despite the argument being largely irrelevant now as Jeremy Corbyn no longer sits as a Labour party member.

Background:
The animosity towards Jeremy Corbyn stems from a successful smear campaign orchestrated by the Conservative party, especially during the 2019 election campaign where it was aided by the UK's overwhelmingly right wing media including the supposedly neutral BBC.

Example of The Corbyn Defense:

"Let's not forget that the opposition wanted Corbyn as Prime Minister"

by SerpyDerpy January 27, 2023