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In self defense

The university of Guelph Ontario Canada using its artillery for humane society treatment of mongrels, and coyotes
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.
Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

The Israel Defense Forces are committing genocide.
by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024
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The Hartman Defense

The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.
Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?

Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.

Attorney: Please elaborate.

Defendant: I don't know nothin'!

Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
by BUBBS January 17, 2014
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Defensive

Calling somebody that doesn't have a superiority complex someone with a superiority complex, or parroting back everything somebody just said to defend oneself. Someone that goes from saying they're better at everything than somebody else (especially sports, music, or things people get spotlighted for) or they always beat somebody at/win at something (especially sports, music, or things people often get recognized/spotlighted for), and do it as if they'd never lost at it once in their life.
The dork girl was always defensive to the point she didn't even know she was (or do it on purpose, consciously or subconsciously), and it was bad enough that she thought that anybody that was slightly socially aware or self-controlled was either egotistical or had a superiority complex, since saying some bullshit like that would keep her in her own little winner's bubble where she didn't have to acknowledge that it wasn't just everyone else that wasn't perfect, and that way she never had to actually straighten out, she could just look and sound grown up on the surface and most people would believe it and never question her.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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self defense

bro i just commited self defense
by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021
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anal bead self defense

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.
by pp.penis April 14, 2023
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Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
by Will4021 October 25, 2023
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