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Birthday deal

A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann
by Supermanxx123 March 18, 2008
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no big deal

something said after something amazing has been accomplished, usual said in a sarcastic to make ones self seem modest when in reality one is bragging. usually followed by "'cept it is"
i just got a 100 on my test! no big deal, 'cept it is
by cmacdaddy September 18, 2009
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Meal Deal

A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"

"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"

"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
by o'hara22 July 7, 2010
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2 Deal

a 2 Deal is getting something twice for one. or at half the cost of something.
I got a pair of oakleys half off. thats a 2 deal.

Can i get like a 2 Deal man.
by Chad H4x September 30, 2008
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package deal

A term used to describe a female whose attractiveness is based solely on the sum of her parts. A quantity over quality situation.

See: butterface, Fergie.
HORNY SOB: I'd hit that!
VIRGIN: What? She's missing a leg.
HORNY SOB: Yeah, but everything else on her is top notch! That's a package deal I wouldn't mind getting overnight!!!
VIRGIN: You're a horrible person.
HORNY SOB: Why? Because I'm willing to reach out to a gimp chick when most people wouldn't even give her a second look? I'm the good guy here! It's like giving to charity.
VIRGIN: Hmm...now that you put it that way I can see that you are actually the second coming of Mother Teresa.
HORNY SOB: Ooh, Mother Teresa! Package deal!!!
by Joe with the face March 26, 2007
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dealing of consciousness

The act of bringing individuals out of their own personal reality or experience, to join in the present moment.
Man Jose is so stuck in her head, I'm going to have to deal her some consciousness if I'm going to get her to be part of this project.

A man talking on his cell phone, crosses the street, out of turn. Vehicles trying to turn left have the right of way. The man crosses, then walks backwards into the street and places his backside on the bumper of the vehicle turning, while remaining on his cell phone. A man jumps out of the car and scares the man into peeing his pants and realizing what a socially unacceptable maneuver he just performed. The pedestrian was dealt some consciousness, likewise the person in the vehicle engaged in "dealing of consciousness" with the pedestrian.
by The Dealer of Consciousness March 13, 2014
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CURLY DEAL

When a car salesman does everything in his power to get a car deal done for a customer over the weekend even though some dealers won't work with them on any day other than M-F.
Jevin: I'm gonna lose this car deal since it's Saturday and I don't have what they want!
Kared: Pull a Curly Deal and get that car from another dealer over the weekend!!
by Q Bano March 6, 2021
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