Dick-Donk

When you come up behind someone and slap your Dick on there head

P1. What happened to Stephanie? She looks so confused.
P2. Oh yeah, she got Dick-Donked.

by Kaj012 July 28, 2018

Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.

Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK

by DJ Rome January 21, 2020

redonk donk

An ass/booty/butt/gluteus maximus that is so exceedingly prominent and voluptuous , that it is ridiculous. It brings a tear to the eye.

Damn man, that ass is so amazing, I think it needs to be added to the redonk donk hall of fame!

by skinnyc October 18, 2012

Mint Donk

Mint Donk was originally a redneck redmond classic but soon turned into to a popular catchphrase in tomhaggard which meens it is great or very good

1 hey did you here that new song?
2 yeh it's great
1 nah man its fukin mint donk.

1 taste this
2 thats fukin mint donk whered you get it?
1 i got it when i was in canada with my da
2 okay cool.

by HolyBast4rd01 February 26, 2013

donk music

A very large part of the 90s UK club scene. Some major clubs were Wigan pier, maximes, sanctuary and cricketers. Many areas to donk were Bolton, Wigan, Burnley, Farnworth and Manchester

Eyy m8 u off ta pier tanayt, donk music ineh
Ye m8 lineup looks sik
Ayy see ya there m8

by Swordsightsaviour March 13, 2020

donk shot

A full-body picture of a human female taken from the profile in order to show off their donk and tits rather than their face.

Greg: You seen Emmy's new default?

Bill: Yeah, what a wicked donk shot!

by SolidusMax July 1, 2011

put a donk on it

to improve or complete something using the minimum amount of effort.

>"This curry's missing something.."
>"I know, put a donk on it with some ginger"

"I'm having trouble finishing this piece of coursework" ...
"Look, just put a donk on it and hand it in"

by ArdkorJunglist January 13, 2009