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Turkish Delight

dessert recipe

ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix

mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.

useful when performing The Narnia
Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1

I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2
by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009
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turkish delight

A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken
Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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Afternoon delight

A grouping of words which means to get sex from your bitch.
I am going to Veronica's palce for some afternoon delight.
by Kyle V January 8, 2004
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triple delight

When a guy has 3 nipples.
Don't look, Albert is flashing his triple delight again.
by D-Man Brandt November 9, 2008
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turkish delight

A twisted version of "The Blumpkin." A man performing oral sex on a female while she defecates.
"My girlfriend gave me a wicked Blumpkin last week and so I returned the favour with a Turkish Delight!"
by firewithfire July 15, 2006
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Turkish Delight

1. A delicious rose flavored desert.

2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.
He gave her some Turkish delight yesterday.

I love Turkish Delight!
by Arnie Linson October 21, 2014
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Spanish Delight

To cover your naked partner witch guacamole and eat it in any way that pleases you.
Your mom made some guacamole so we had a Spanish delight party.
by OMAR AKA BROOKLYN February 21, 2010
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