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Daviding

To say "Be right back" only to never return leaving your friends waiting and wondering what happened or when will you return.
where did they go? oh he is daviding again.
by forsakenwolf July 28, 2023
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David

David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong

Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
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David

A simp lol, too bad because its incurable
by JKROWNING August 4, 2020
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David

Listen to David. He knows that all of this is nonsense. Stop wasting your time
by Switters1 November 24, 2021
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david

David, he’s special.
by lennygirl808 March 15, 2022
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David

a crack head that needs help now call the popo!!!
by lullllllllu October 11, 2019
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david..

greatest goat in Laroi Hub, deserves mod, but still hasn't received it yet because the community is terrible and racist. #blm
david.. is so goated guys! -some random yellow name that asks when the next gb is and never donates
by ComeOnSammyBabyWhipItOut March 14, 2021
mugGet the david..mug.

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