damaso

One who is a puppy hater, one who loves to talk of the gruesome demise of cute puppies. Usually metro, and well-versed in his native tongue.

The damaso, after drinking a cup of cheap Italian coffee in his wing back chair,contemplated how to verse his Daily Discovery full of puppy mutilation.

by Student who has recieved too many low grades March 10, 2004

Brain Damage

A name of an Eminem song where he tells the story about a dude from his time in high school fucking him up and putting him in a coma however it's an exaggeration but most of the story is true.

Chorus: repeat 2X

Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song

by Arfbizit May 24, 2011

Dorrito damage

To wound one's mouth with the sharp and pointy parts of a Dorrito's chip or any other mouth-shredding brand of snack food.

OW! I just did some Dorrito damage to the roof of my mouth when the point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza burn blister I got last night!

by Marcus Solomon April 17, 2008

That's a lot of damage

Something you say when someone says they will do something cool and then fail super hard.

Random idiot: I'm gonna do this backflip while standing!
(fails)
You: That's a lot of damage!

by Eatmoosemilk March 20, 2019

storm damage

When you go to fart and accidentally follow through this is the damage caused to your boxers

That was one hell of a curry last night. I went to fart this morning and followed through, it caused major storm damage

by bigyellowman October 5, 2007

krollateral damage

a loved one who becomes the inadvertent victim of thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions aimed at someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

by aarrgghh August 11, 2008

Damaged goods

Damaged goods ; is when your fucked in the head.

Penny : "Your mum is damaged goods". Me : "if a horse is a horse".

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020