MANstrul Cycle

That period of time (usually once a month) where men are OVERLY bitchy.

Ex. My husband is being such an asshole....I think he's having his MANstrul cycle

by fenicheshawtybad November 22, 2011

full light cycle

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc

shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

The Call of Duty Cycle

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

by X3n0 April 26, 2013

Basic Bitch Cycle

The cycle of shit talking that ensues with basic bitches. A mention of a name leads to a mention of another name, leading to more and more repitive shit talking

Basic 1:"Did you see the fat bitch Clara yesterday?"
Basic 2:"I saw her in the hall with Alyssa."
Basic 1: "Alyssa? Shes a dumb whore."
Bystander: "You guys are caught in the basic bitch cycle."

by blupopscl February 13, 2018

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019

cyclist

Living nuisances that might as well be run over because they are slow as fuck and contribute little to nothing to society.

Person in car: "Go faster you stupid fucking cyclist!"

by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 August 17, 2021

Cycle Rage

1. The rage one feels while trying to enjoy a nice drive but instead has to slow down excessively or dangerously pass road cyclists repeatedly.

2. The desire to taunt, mock or disdain people who chose to wear matching spandex bike outfits complete with logos that make them appear as if they've been sponsored. This feeling is often intensified if the outfit matches their bike and helmet or if the person is visibly out of shape.

My cycle rage got so bad that when I was passing the 19th cyclist on my drive I felt tempted to tap him off the road with my car.

Ultimately I blame Lance Armstrong for my cycle rage... he was the one that made riding bikes on roads in ridiculously tight spandex cool.

When I saw that fat guy splattered with spandex logos on his bike my cycle rage started spiraling out of control. We all know he's not sponsored.

by Road Cyclist Hater April 18, 2010