purple curtains

I call my co-worker..who is black...purple curtains and she calls me peaches..i'm white.
by nacho mamma August 04, 2009
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Curtain of Suck

1. The beam of light that Emerald Weapon of Final Fantasy 7 does to you after detaching from the lower half of his body due to the orbs on his shoulders being alive too long.
"Damn, I got owned in the face with that Curtain of Suck..."
by JesusNapier July 11, 2008
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curtains on the nines

Curtains - Vag, Puss lips = awesome
On the nines - Stoner lingo regarding the best weed
So its pretty much the best of the best.
Introduced on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show 08/22/08
Man that bitch has the curtains on the nines pussy!
by Rallyeo August 22, 2008
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tit curtains

A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.
Look at that hipster- rockin' the tit curtains.
by onthespot April 30, 2009
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Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps

My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.
by Delphina June 07, 2006
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beef curtain

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"
by Zach January 30, 2003
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