cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

cuffiness

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

Ballista Cuffs

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.

Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs

by Joshuasaurus May 18, 2010

curfraud

Curfraud is a nickname for warriors legend steph curry, the man who blew a 3-1 lead in the finals thanks to his horrible performance. Despite popular belief Durfrauds rings don’t count for Curfraud either because he wasn’t even the best fraud on his team. Curfraud is used to describe when Steph is having a signature stinker of a game or getting carried to a win by his all-time teammates

Did you see Curfraud today? They won even though he had 7 points!

by LeBetterThanCurfraud May 4, 2023

cuffing

To give someone a slap around the head

he's not too old for a cuffing

by AppleVenus June 9, 2007

muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.

oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer

by big rodge December 19, 2010

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008