cupcake party

1. A party hosted by many women where only one man is invited (often times a hired stripper), with the sole purpose of ganging up on him and humiliating him sexually, generally without his knowledge or consent.

Chris attended his neighborhood cupcake party, and his fragile ego was systematically warped after hours of freaky dehumanizing sex.

by Jen April 25, 2005

Cupcake Era

An era mainly from 2011-2021 in the nba when fouls are called even when a foul was not committed. If the player plays it off well enough the refs call anything. Lebron James being the most talented in “flopping” to get the calls. James harden another known name to get to the free throw line. Defense is hard to play when refs are on the best acting side and most popular names. Talent isn’t really needed to play in this era when it’s all about acting.

Lebron James plays in the cupcake era.

You can’t put your body on anyone in this cupcake era.

by Raiden52637282 June 9, 2021

California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum

dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake

by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011

tough cupcake

A delicious lovable confection that has become indestructible and strong.

"That girl is one tough cupcake."

by MishMashFox January 20, 2009

cupcake nazi

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.

Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

by Multiple Sources June 19, 2020

Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.

Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"

Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.

by Ronsworth January 28, 2021

cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes January 31, 2010