1 definition by rabbiteyes

cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes February 1, 2010