CRYPTONATION

A man or women who is very smart and intelligent if your smart you will switch your religion to crypto nation!

FRIEND- DID YOU SEE CRYPTO?

ME- FUCK YEAH CRYPTONATION BABY!

by Anonymous9173 November 27, 2020

Cryptobating

When the meme lords demand that you stare at your laptop to watch your investment in various crypto currencies go up and down, as one is lulled to believe they are a savvy day trader and will one day make millions off speculative trading 10 years too late.

"Man, I was up all night cryptobating to Dogecoin after Elon mentioned it in a tweet!" - Jason, your neighbor who also owns 0.00001 bitcoin

by Bredbored February 15, 2021

Crypto Pedo

Crypto enthusiasts who prey on people who are young in the crypto scene, taking advantage of them because they don't know any better

Swyftx are crypto pedos

by kighafreewren January 15, 2021

Cryptocel

An incel who stays home all day and trades cryptocurrency, most likely they pay their rent or mortgage using profits from cryptocurrency.

"My new roommate is a cryptocel, he just stays in his room all day and trades cryptocurrency."

by Onehappytoker May 7, 2021

Cryptic Crackheads

A bunch of weirdos doing weird shit.

Tf are the Cryptic Crackheads doing over there?

by hyperass September 19, 2021

crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

Cryptmas

A frightening or undesirable state of mind people find themselves in prior to Christmas—for instance, they might unfairly be made redundant so that their companies could save on salaries and year-end bonuses.

Sanitation engineers at Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco were handed a cryptmas letter informing them that they were fired sans retrenchment benefits, because robots would be taking over their wallet-unfriendly jobs.

by Covido December 9, 2022