cryaon

a colored individual who is skinny.

ambie is a cryaon at the get togather, cryaons are fun people to hang out with

by kyle the kid and seannny June 23, 2007

crabapplerr

N. An alternative synonym for "Mother Fucker" "Fag Bag" and "dick cheese eater".

You watched Moulin Rouge! and got meningitis from eating out a girl on the same day? You're such a crabapplerr.

by Danny Mothers February 26, 2009

Crysacking

Verb-Complaining and, or using excuses to avoid doing anything that takes the least amount of effort..

Rosie has been crysacking all morning about her back pain in effort to get out of command physical training.

by SuperSteve55134 November 23, 2009

Crydar

The ability to spot, or hear, a genuine cry. To differentiate between a fake cry with manipulative intent, and a real cry based on fear or pain. See: Toddler at bedtime.

Johnny's sobs didn't convince his father to buy him the toy he wanted. Daddy's Crydar was too well developed to fall for that trick.

by Seattledad April 17, 2010

cryacide

A half assed "suicide attempt" where the offender has no intention of actually killing themselves but, instead, wants to reap the attention that will result from people thinking they were seriously considering killing themselves.

Kathey tried to kill herself by putting a bag over her head but the thing had holes in it. What a cryacide.
or

Xavier's girlfriend broke up with him so he committed a total cryacide by jumping out his first floor window.

by Colleen&Seth April 30, 2011

Cryarting

The act of crying so uncontrollably hard whether it is a sad cry or a happy cry that you lose control and fart slips out. If you are lucky the sound of sobbing muffles the minor explosion that just occurred between your legs.

After she heard that Dawson's Creek was being cancelled my girlfriend was so hysterical that she started cryarting and the worse thing was she had Mexican the night before.

by NickyLags November 15, 2012

Crypalator

The art of being a dangerous, untrustworthy, or just plain ass gangster!

That crypalator jacked my wallet at the show!
I was crypalating in the club with a bitch on my nub!

2pac was crypalatin' so Biggie Smalls had him shot.

My girlfriend was crypalating through my dirty text messages to other hoodrats.

by batess August 3, 2012