When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."
by Chris and Troy August 07, 2006
the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour
by anon March 17, 2003
last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam
by jm nsvdklGHN December 09, 2008
by carl richie August 11, 2007
when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"
by LT Long Dong March 03, 2009
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It is a product of the sexual act of a man performing anal sex on a woman while squatting over a bucket. Right as the man is cumming into her anus she proceeds to deficate and urinate into the bucket as the semen is forced out by her feces. The mixture is left to ferment for 6-8 days. It is then added to baking mix and made into cupcakes. These are then sold at a local church bake sale under the title of "Crusty Mexican".
Mommy, this crusty Mexican is terriffic!!!
by LeggoMyPenis23 April 30, 2009