Crusty Watch

When one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to pass through the cheeks and gooch of the female. This leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous "crusty watch."

"Dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!"

by Chris and Troy August 7, 2006

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003

Crusty Crab

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

by jm nsvdklGHN December 18, 2008

CRUSTY ASS

Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets

I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass

by carl richie January 1, 2009

crusty pirate

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

crusty beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008