a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
by mtballa323 December 7, 2010
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a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH
EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch
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When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
by Almagest June 29, 2011
Get the Taco-crunching mug.A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.
Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.
by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011
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Get the pizza crunch mug.Cornell University's student-run BDSM organization.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
Crunch is an official, university-approved student organization. It is also part of Haven, the LGBTQ+ student union.
Crunch meets every Tuesday near central campus to host demonstrations and get-togethers. Most of their members find the group through Fetlife.
"Are you going to Cornell Crunch tonight?"
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
"No, I have a prelim for Professor Blowhard's math class."
"That sucks. You're gonna miss the wax play demo."
by Commander Blowhard March 26, 2017
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