Chumchipper

For one person to put their face down near another persons anus and make chomping motions with their teeth while the other person deficates.

Person 1: "Dude so me and my wife totally tried something new last night."
Person 2:"Oh yeah? was it the chumchipper?"
Person 1: "You bet."

Example 2:
Jack was dropping pole with Martha's dirty fudge pudge, when he thought a chumchipper sounded delightful. Martha was open to the idea, so jack smiled and didnt leave a poo nugget unchumchipped.

by Yourbestfriendsteve July 28, 2010

Crunchy Feeley

Modern day "hippie" who is big into organic and vegetarianism, wears a lot of hemp, commonly found stuck in a cubible yet yearns to be outdoors in nature eating granola. Supports local and sustainble farming.

Obsessed with humanity's impact on the environment. Extremely concerned with reducing our carbon footprint and feeding the starving children. Since they dont eat animals, they often times have multiple pets and are involved in protecting animal rights.

A young, well educated professional from Boulder, Colorado who takes a job in a office building who is a vegetarian, animal activist, and "green-fiend" is very crunchy feeley.

by Bombtasatic J-Dawg December 7, 2011

Crunchy Fajitas

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian

Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!

by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

crutchnastics

Performing special tricks,special gymnastics or acrobatics on a pair of crutches.

I performed crutchnastics when I broke my ankle.

by giraffes-a-baffs December 7, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

Crunchling

A person who is fully immersed in a lifestyle that includes such elements as whole foods, organic everything, yoga, cloth diapers, coconut oil, amber necklaces, homemade pickles, backyard chickens, homeopathy, and kale.

"I like to talk about science but I have a number of friends and family members who are anti-vax, organic-only, coconut oil slathering, amber necklace wearing crunchlings."

by Nisslbody January 25, 2015